May's car crash.

Frida Kahlo, Self-Portrait, 1940. See discussion of her works below. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

1. Notwithstanding the P45, the broken voice and the falling F her clever new director of publicity had hit on the idea of plagiarising the "American dream" by trying to pronounce her ideas on the "British dream" which was dropped into her speech to replace the, "strong and stable" farce, on every possible occasion. Sadly the dream turned into a nightmare and to add to the theatre this clever advisor was obviously completely unaware that her showy bracelet contained self portraits of her antithesis, the Mexican communist activist and girlfriend of Trotsky Frida Kahlo. You couldn't make it up

 This caring camouflage contrasts strongly with what is happening at the  street level battlefield where the cuts are damaging all aspects of our lives from food banks to patients lying on hospital beds. Caring my arse as Jim Royle would say.