Annie's of Liskeard in Kernow

This is an antique shop with a difference. For a start Annie likes wierd things like Chris and myself and her shop is fill of curiosities from bygone ages.
Much to my disgust they have recently hoovered and dusted but fortunately a few ancient cobwebs and their makers remain. For a flavour I have included a few pictures. The geezer in the armchair has been well stuffed, by a reputable local taxidermist, and is available for 50p.
Gordonbuynow

Phil Ochs and why Gordon Brown is a loser,

My nemesis by the Prime Minister.

That fool from Kernow wrote to me a year ago pointing out that the poor would lose out due to my decision to abolish the 10p rate of tax.
Of course he was wrong I have succeeded in my lifetimes ambition of punishing the poor. And in so soing I have guaranteed a Tory victory at the next election, because as you know Tone and me are closet tories.
Long live Margaret Thatcher!
Gordrighton

DISGUSTING CHANGE TO USE OF BUS PASSES IN KERNOW

WE are not part of England but a separate island. So why are we not allowed to travel free in peak periods.

Gordonisbarking

The price of fishcakes in South EAST KERNOW.

They vary tremendously. The best buy is in Liskeard at 60P and they are also the most tasty.

AT Looe they charge a ridiculous 95P.

Whilst in Callington they are a ludicrous £1.20

GORDTHELORDOFINFLATION

Martin Taylor and "That Tackle".

Martin Taylor is not a malicious player. The tackle was one that takes place at least once in almost every football game. What was terrible was the relsultant damage to a young man at the start of WHAT WILL HOPEFULLY BE A GREAT CAREER.
The most telling comment I have ever heard about Martin Taylor came from a Hull City supporter who having watched him, last year, remarked that he had the turning circle of the Queen Mary.
And if you watch the video that was exactly the problem on this occassion. Martin was trying to turn and stretch out his great leg but he was too slow and the result half of the world has seen. But rest assured there was no ill intent on his part.
Gordforgives

Italian hospitality and potholes.

The first is second to none.
The second are everywhere. Berlosconi must have been trousouring the money for his women and plastic surgery whilst his country's roads a a bloody disgrace.
Viva Internationale and Birmingham City F. C.
Gordonigeniuso