Johnny Cash, Kris Kritofferson, Wille Nelson et al.

What a song. I am agnostic, but respect parts of all religions and Buddhism has no threats and, as far as I know they have never fought a Holy War (a contradiction in terms if ever I heard one). However, as usual I digress - the song:-



Gordonheights

The BBC and hypo.

They charge premium rate telephone numbers like 0870 for traffic info and 08508 for texts which is also PREMIUM RATE. Bustards - when your licence van comes down your road - say "rip orf".
Gordbbc

Phil Ochs and Abbie Hoffman and the FBI

Both of these guys were terrorised and hunted by crooks at the FBI. But both were patriots and loved their country, much more than most of the hypocrites like George W(anker) Bush. This is an extract from a marvellous film abut Abbie Hoffman and I recommend you get a copy asap.



Gordambushed

Birmingham City F. C.

As part of their cost cutting measures the board at Blues have decided to re-locate to Dartmoor, where work is already underway on the new pitch (see photograph). The decision to re-locate to Dartmoor has been taken to allow some new inmates to travel a short distance to watch the match.

Sunrise and Sunset over Kernow

There is nowhere in the world that can compete with this and London and Manchester are the pits and have no sunsets left and the sun will never rise over them.
Gordit'slovely

Annie's of Liskeard in Kernow

This is an antique shop with a difference. For a start Annie likes wierd things like Chris and myself and her shop is fill of curiosities from bygone ages.
Much to my disgust they have recently hoovered and dusted but fortunately a few ancient cobwebs and their makers remain. For a flavour I have included a few pictures. The geezer in the armchair has been well stuffed, by a reputable local taxidermist, and is available for 50p.
Gordonbuynow

Phil Ochs and why Gordon Brown is a loser,

My nemesis by the Prime Minister.

That fool from Kernow wrote to me a year ago pointing out that the poor would lose out due to my decision to abolish the 10p rate of tax.
Of course he was wrong I have succeeded in my lifetimes ambition of punishing the poor. And in so soing I have guaranteed a Tory victory at the next election, because as you know Tone and me are closet tories.
Long live Margaret Thatcher!
Gordrighton