Euro 2008.

It still excites me. We are such a diverse continent, with multiple cultures and languages but I think ,like the old trade union mantra, we have finally decided that "Together we shall always be united".
And that is our strength, we have endured and stayed. Whilst others have gone away and slaughtered the indigenous populations, we are ourselves. We respect our differences and endure. Viva the OLD WORLD!
Gordonblewit

Francais, Espania, Italia, Irlande and Mebyon Kernow.

This must never happen again on our blood stained continent. Men and women of goodwill please listen:-



ReatreatGordalmighty

Frankie Gavin and The Blues

This 22 year old is currently THE AMATEUR LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.
When asked by Eamon Holmes what he thought of the riot at Blues he replied, "Tho only problem is they didn't catch him (David Sullivan). Where has all the money gone? Anyway I'll give em something to cheer about when I win the gold in Bejing"
KRO Frankie

Sepp Blatter, Platini and the 5/6 rule.

Not only do I applaud this move as 70% of the players in the Premiership last year were foreigners but I think it should be taken further.
We are not in Euro 2008 for the obvious reason.
It is not as if we do not have the talent, we do. But it is easier (and ye'gods cheaper) for the clubs to sign a 16 year old from the third world with proven talent, than take a risk (and spend the money) on a promising 9 year old from the UK.
Where I would take it further (and I would be interested to hear Blatter's and Platini's views on this) is to say that 70% of the managers in The Premiership should be from England too.
As it is we have the farce of Fabrio Capelli managing an England team when he does not understand the English style of play. The same was true of the much trousered Sven Goran Eriksson.
The Feck All have not got a clue and Brian Barwick can't hold a candle to the last great man at the F.A. Ted Crocker.
As usual they will dilly dally and do sod all.
GordonforEnglandandStanGeorge

Johnny Cash, Kris Kritofferson, Wille Nelson et al.

What a song. I am agnostic, but respect parts of all religions and Buddhism has no threats and, as far as I know they have never fought a Holy War (a contradiction in terms if ever I heard one). However, as usual I digress - the song:-



Gordonheights

The BBC and hypo.

They charge premium rate telephone numbers like 0870 for traffic info and 08508 for texts which is also PREMIUM RATE. Bustards - when your licence van comes down your road - say "rip orf".
Gordbbc

Phil Ochs and Abbie Hoffman and the FBI

Both of these guys were terrorised and hunted by crooks at the FBI. But both were patriots and loved their country, much more than most of the hypocrites like George W(anker) Bush. This is an extract from a marvellous film abut Abbie Hoffman and I recommend you get a copy asap.



Gordambushed